Connor Walsh in ‘Pilot








wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene


Also wear very basic clothes, like blue jeans and a black t-shirt.







Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol


I had a dream last night about you and me,

Where things had ended the way they shouldn’t be.

You were fine that we were ending, like you were planning on it too,

And I was fairly flabbergasted because that didn’t sound like you.

We were so close before you went away.

There were so many promises of, “We’ll be together some day.”

But someday wasn’t soon enough, and the problems we couldn’t take,

For every time we talked, another problem we would make.

We tried and tried to make it work, we were best friends to the root.

Yet the perks were soon our problems, it was such a bitter fruit.

As I woke from such a dream, I just laid there with my thoughts,

I began to feel so sick, my stomach twisting into knots.

I had lost what I cared for most, but we knew it was for the best.

True or not, why did it feel like my heart was ripped right from my chest?

It was because this wasn’t just a dream, I vividly relived it on this night.

The way my brain had made me think left once again without my light.

I needed to be strong, my own whole person: that was a fact.

But how could I be whole and strong when I had lost my half?

It takes a lot of effort to be on your own… you change as a person.

Everyone says, “What happened? Why now? Neither of you deserved this.”

They might be right, but it’s not anywhere near their business.

You’ve just got to power through and not let them crush your spirit.

For through the journey and the pain, there’s one final thing that’s true.

There is nothing that makes you more whole than being your own you.